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Splitter
« on: March 01, 2008, 11:12:03 PM »
There has been a long-standing argument between me and the s.o., which goes something like this...

s.o.: i need a chainsaw.
me: you don't need a chainsaw.
s.o.:  yes i do!
me:  why do you need a chainsaw?
s.o.:  so i can cut things down.
me:  what kind of things?
s.o.:  trees and stuff.
me:  you'll cut your arm off, and we can't afford that.
s.o.:  but i could also cut trees and stuff.

so for valentine's day, i made him the chainsaw from the splitter pattern page.  i used rhss because i'm cheap and we were broke.  i used the exact same colors as the one in the example pics, because i happened to have those colors on hand, and i couldn't think of any other colors (that i also had on hand) that would look as good.  he totally loved it.  it went really well with the thong i crocheted for him, but he wouldn't let me take pictures of that...

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« Last Edit: March 02, 2008, 11:44:37 PM by Zorak »
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Re: Splitter
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2008, 03:42:43 PM »
I am making that next...the hubby loves his chainsaw and his favorite axe.

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Re: Splitter
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2008, 05:08:02 PM »
it was a suprise for the s.o. on valentine's day.  it was hard to keep it a suprise, though, because i needed his help to cut the stupid hanger.  damn tendonitis!  he kept asking why i wanted a hanger cut up, and i finally told him it was because i needed metal sticks for the voodoo doll i was making of him...  he quit asking after that.
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Re: Splitter
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2008, 08:46:16 PM »
Yay!  It looks great!  :D
I have friends in medieval places.  A trebuchet can be had.

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Re: Splitter
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2008, 09:17:12 PM »
thanks!
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Re: Splitter
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2008, 09:11:26 PM »
Please PLEASE find a way to adapt it into a holder for needles and yarn ..
it's just the most perfect idea... the needles and stuff can sit in the blade somehow... maybe a long zip along a lined pocket.....
and stuff your yarn in the orange casing part for stylish and efficient storage and travel?? what d'ya think??

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Re: Splitter
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2008, 10:04:54 PM »
I love the idea!  I am making both the axe and chainsaw cuse hubby says he wants to kill the users at work.  He is a systems analyst for the Alberta gov., so it gets crazy for him.  He was asked to bring a chainsaw to work with him on Monday.  He will have it the following week...hee hee.

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Re: Splitter
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2008, 07:23:07 AM »
Pixie, I think you could easily adapt that pattern into a bag - it could probably be adapted into a lunch box cover for a chainsaw loving person (man/woman/whoever) too!

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Re: Splitter
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2009, 09:42:16 PM »
he kept asking why i wanted a hanger cut up, and i finally told him it was because i needed metal sticks for the voodoo doll i was making of him...  he quit asking after that.

I am so using that line for any project I make for spousemonster.
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Re: Splitter
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2009, 10:23:54 PM »
hee hee!!!
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Re: Splitter
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2010, 07:51:57 PM »
So, The Original Splitter (TM) axe and chainsaw are no more, having ended up at dog toys.  Which was fine at the time, as I had no particular use for them, once published.

But the county fair looms nearish, and this project was such fun to make, especially in public.  <ebul grin>  And it would take much less time to make it the second time around, because I've already done all the design experimentation work.

Whaddya all think?


ETA:
Well, I decided that it's too short notice, what with the paying work I need to be doing, and the constant, unending, heart- and mind-rending labor of coming up with more genius projects to satisfy you all ;) to be entering a project that's not even started.  I have another, nearly finished item that I can finish and enter much more easily.  Can't tell you what it is just yet, but you'll see it eventually.
« Last Edit: June 03, 2010, 10:47:08 PM by Carin »
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