Switzerland, long known for its neutrality (how Angstylvanian!), chocolate, and precision timekeeping skilz, is now broadcasting to the world their deep-held but previously heretofore secret belief that vampires do in fact exist and
they breathe fire!
We've gotten our hands on footage from a recently declassified government documentary, narrated by one DJ BoBo (we can only assume that is a code name as he is surely a top secret Swiss agent).
Watch it and weep:
Vampires Are Alive
The AntiCraft would like to offer its full support to the good people of Switzerland. We stand with you.
"K'o luda, ne znam kuda,
ljubavi se nove bojim,
a dane, žive rane,
više ne brojim."
(English Translation)
"I walk around like crazy
Falling in love frightens me
Days are like wounds
Countless and hard to get through"
I feel that we should be throwing the weight of our support behind Marija ŠERIFOVIĆ from Serbia. Go grrl...
Max (A European Anticrafter
I would like to offer dark thanks to all the loyal European anticrafters who threw their full weight of support behind Serbia after Switzerland got knocked out in the semis.
B has been entirely 'told you so' about it. I fear that I will never hear the end of not having put a fiver on Serbia to win...