art by Raellyn Hatter

Letter from the Editrix

If anyone is interested in what the hell we're doing, this would be the thing to read.

Micro Reviews

Going Straight: A New Generation of Knitted Hats, The Underachiever's Manifesto, The Bad Book, 49 Sensational Skirts: Creative Embellishment Ideas for One-ofa- kind Designs, and Wire Knits. Feed us prunes and call us regular!

Project Details
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The Elder God
Loose Woman
Cthulhu doesn't knit! He just drives you insane and eats you!
—Renée

Shoulder Beholder
Coquette
Scariest Monster in D&D + Amigurumi = Roll 1d20 to Save Yourself From the Cutest Terror Ever.

Splitter
Loose Woman
He sighed as he reached for the chainsaw. He would have to get rid of the evidence.

Stabbity Stab Stab
Strong Intermediate
I know I'm not the only knitter alive who has looked over at those large wooden needles and felt safe in the knowledge that she is prepared for a vampire attack.

Flaming Cheese
Rrrrgh . . . . Brains . . . .
We're still not sure if we should be telling you to set something on fire...

Catch His Eye
Coquette
"Well, Rhonda you've caught my eye..." And you know how painful that can be.

Surprise#1: Little Mr. Wickett
Coquette
Is this what Anthony means when he says, "Hello, deadlings"?

Surprise #2: Mr. Edless
Strong Intermediate
I'll write you a pattern you can't refuse.