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Warning: People who use the knitted condom have a much higher risk of pregnancy and STDs. The knitted condom may also cause burning, chaffing, vaginal dryness, loss of errection, and extreme pain. People who want to enjoy sex should not use the knitted condom.
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Varies depending on the measurements taken.
35 sts x 36 rows = 4" (10cm) in stockinette stitch.
Measure your or your partner's erection length and circumfrence. If the circumfrence is significantly larger than average (about 4.5", according to afraidtoask.com), you will have to adjust the pattern below.
CO 35 stitches evenly on 3 dpns and join.
K all until tube measures the length you need.
Next rnd: *k4, k2tog* repeat to end of rnd.
Rnd 1: *k5, k2tog* rep to end.
Break yarn and draw it through remaining stitches and pull tight. Weave in ends.