art by Zabet Stewart

Letter from the Editrices

If anyone is interested in what the hell we're doing, this would be the thing to read.

Deadly Serious: Craft Injuries

Maybe we're clumsy, maybe we're cursed, but if you can hurt yourself with it, we've done it.

Project Details
Click here for definitions of difficulty levels.

Toxic Tea Set
Loose Woman
If you didn't think tea could be dangerous, you haven't done enough drugs.

Shout at the Knitta! Stop Sign Pole Wrap
MoonPrincess RavenDark
Our first celebrity project from the crew at Knitta Please: a fiber tagging how-to.

Nuclear Family
Boy Scout Dropout
We can't get past the "cleaver" in June Cleaver. It is Freudian?

Asphyxiation
Loose Woman
The prettiest autoerotic asphyxiation device you'll find anywhere.

Excruciatingly Painful Party Lights
Strong intermediate
Pretty, but painful. And time consuming. Quite possibly the perfect project.

Old Reliable
MoonPrincess RavenDark
Family planning at its best in the Bush era: if you use these knitted condoms, you'd better plan on having a family.

Danger Soup
Rrrrgh . . . . Brains . . . .
Can you find all the ways to injure yourself while preparing this delicious tomato soup? Turn the website upside down for the answer.

This Cosy is Da Bomb!
MoonPrincess RavenDark
Bomb cosies are great for stash-busting. Unless you only have little bombs.